Q. What do u get when you cross a pirate with a Zuchini?

A. A squash buckler!



Q. How do pirates make money?

A. By hook or crook!



Q. What is a pirates’ favorite dessert?

A. Peach cobblARRRRR!



Q.What do u call a pirate with two legs and two eyes?

A. A rookie!



Q. Why is there a d in bandana?

A. If there wasn’t pirates would be wearing bananas



Q. Why was the pirate draft to the NBA?

A. Because he had a good hook shot!



Q. Why do pirates wear eye patches?

A. Chuck Norris! haha